itzgee.com

the store

The network’s own marks.

Things carrying the network's own marks — the wordmark, the node map, a traceroute that actually terminates here. Made and shipped in the UK. Free UK delivery.

itzgee.com/store · catalogue

P01 Hoodie

P02 T-Shirt

P03 Mouse Pad

P06 Exit Node Case

P08 Sweatshirt

P09 Polo Shirt

P10 Zip Fleece

P11 Mug

P12 Water Bottle

P13 Soy Wax Candle

P14 Tote Bag

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Hoodie
P01 Hoodie Left chest logo The site header on a heavyweight UK hoodie, and nothing else. from £52
T-Shirt
P02 T-Shirt Left chest logo The site header on the chest and nothing else. from £26
Mouse Pad
P03 Mouse Pad wg show The network's own WireGuard readout, printed at desk size. £18
Exit Node Case
P06 Exit Node Case iPhone SRV02, Maidenhead, exit node. The tunnel's status board on aluminium. from £16
Sweatshirt
P08 Sweatshirt Left chest logo The hoodie's crew-neck sibling — same fabric, same logo, no hood. from £44
Polo Shirt
P09 Polo Shirt Embroidered logo The logo in actual thread — stitched, not printed. from £34
Zip Fleece
P10 Zip Fleece Embroidered logo Full-zip microfleece with the logo in thread. The server-room layer. from £48
Mug
P11 Mug coffee --brew The operator's morning readout, wrapped around 11oz of ceramic. £14
Water Bottle
P12 Water Bottle traceroute Six hops home, printed on 500ml of steel. £24
Soy Wax Candle
P13 Soy Wax Candle Amber jar Hand-poured soy wax in an amber jar. active (glowing). from £22
Tote Bag
P14 Tote Bag rsync Payload transfer, zero errors. 300gsm heavyweight woven tote. £22

how this works

Made in the UK, shipped from the UK.

Nothing here is mass-produced in advance, so nothing is overproduced or left discounted at the end of a season because it never sold.

not mass-produced

Each piece is finished individually rather than in bulk.

free UK delivery

Included in the price. Elsewhere is a flat rate at checkout.

one item per order

The store checks out a single item at a time, so several things means several orders, arriving separately.